Hey good buddy, come on over here, I got something to show you. Shhh! You’re alone right? Can you keep a secret? Good. Now I only tell you this cause I like you, a lot. Anyway, every once and a while I come across something amazing, and I want to show you, now stay calm. While on a shoot, somewhere, I cannot tell you exactly, I ran into a gem of a buy. It is such a good deal that I want to pass it on to somebody I love and that I can trust will take care of it. Are you ready? Feast your eyes on an engineers erotic dream…
I present to you, the 1983 Chevette. Loaded with customization’s, this is a one of a kind piece of art. Same car Prince referred to in his hit “Little Red Chevette.”
Command the horizon as the admiral of your ship with state of the art rear view monitoring.
With the pulling capacity of an actual mule, this workhorse (yes, mixed metaphor, we can do that) can pull kind of heavy things on flat or downhill surfaces.
Aerodynamically designed to cool the powerhouse.
Your lust for sound and power are now quenched. 2 of the 3 gauges work most of the time. Impress the ladies!
The symbol of quality American craftsmanship.
Scientifically designed floor mats that never get dirty.
Convenient fill gas tank. Never wonder again how much gas you have left, just lean back and tap the tank! Cool!
Tool rack with tow chain. Tow chain is for pulling others out of distress, cause this baby never gets stuck.
Custom trim detail make this beauty stand out. Heads will turn, we promise.
And if you act today, I can make you a deal. Only $72,000 for this one of a kind, custom, king of the road. Call or text me right away, I have several people interested, but I want you to possess this gem. I will even throw in the stick that holds the hatch back open. Yes, I am a great guy.